Sifting through all the available and unavailable data, the following conclusions are
- The Woof-Woof is Bigger than a Breadbox- In all
of the cultures in the world, not one story tells of a Woof-Woof hiding in a breadbox. The
conclusion is inescapable.
- The Woof-Woof is Omniverous- The creature eats
anything or anybody he chooses.